Hmm....This all started when I was young. I mean I am still young but not young wala young.Well I am 25+ and we all know the disguise of late twenties. I am equally blessed with most of the paranormal characteristics of it. When the small bulge came I never noticed as if it never exist and suddenly one day my stupid mirror made me nine month pregnant. Asshole mirror- the bitch doesn't know that guys don't get pregnant ,they are suppose to look like Hritik Roshan in Dhoom bole toh Macho. But you know what the saddest part even after its complete growth the baby wont come out , it wants to grow inside me. I know the world outside is crazy its full of rapist,terrorist,communist,taxes and all such shit.
Well ab toh nikal gya pahet, what to do now. And as any other usual our generation tech savvy crack headed ass would have done ,I did the same - I did workout its called "Google Search". I know i am too lazy that i don't want to pick my own ass(maybe because now its so heavy that probably I might need both my hands).
And what the search results were-
Dieting- Can I eat less?- maybe I can skip the extra samaosa in the evening and control my hunger with only one bread pakoda . But dude weekend pe daru k saath no tikkas...Syaipa...better I die.
Exercise- Syaipa- WTF!
Walk- as if i can really make my calorie count reduce by this. But hey, I walk a lot within my 1RK flat, parking lot and the mid work pee breaks; isn't this alot. yeh bhi Syaipa hi hai.
Then what to do,
Can I - No I cant.
No ..No...No....I can do one thing, I will go and buy new 'L' sizes.
"Go and Buy"...bhak bc "I will order online"....
And thus ,mukk gaya Syaipa.
Well ab toh nikal gya pahet, what to do now. And as any other usual our generation tech savvy crack headed ass would have done ,I did the same - I did workout its called "Google Search". I know i am too lazy that i don't want to pick my own ass(maybe because now its so heavy that probably I might need both my hands).
And what the search results were-
Dieting- Can I eat less?- maybe I can skip the extra samaosa in the evening and control my hunger with only one bread pakoda . But dude weekend pe daru k saath no tikkas...Syaipa...better I die.
Exercise- Syaipa- WTF!
Walk- as if i can really make my calorie count reduce by this. But hey, I walk a lot within my 1RK flat, parking lot and the mid work pee breaks; isn't this alot. yeh bhi Syaipa hi hai.
Then what to do,
Can I - No I cant.
No ..No...No....I can do one thing, I will go and buy new 'L' sizes.
"Go and Buy"...bhak bc "I will order online"....
And thus ,mukk gaya Syaipa.
